Hilariously Horrible Drivers Making Hilariously Horrible Mistakes
Driving itself isn't so bad, but dealing with other people on the road can make anyone grouchy. The world is full of horrendous drivers — the types of drivers that make you wonder how anyone could ever give them a passing grade on their license test.
I'll be the first to admit that I'm not stellar behind the wheel, but my mishaps don't even come close to touching these drivers, who border on being a danger to society.
Turn The Road Into A Car-cuterie Board
Someone please send a truck filled with aged gouda and brie in the direction of this collision immediately. It might be a bit of a traffic jam, but at least there are snacks for everyone.
Does This Guy Not Realize How Ironic This Is?
Distracted driving strikes again. This guy is just trying to improve his ability to focus on things, and he evidently is deeply in need of learning some focusing skills for everyday life.
Shouldn't Have Thanked Them Yet
This road sign has far too much faith in the people that drive on this road. This car's driver had no regard for the safety of anyone, including themselves, and they definitely had no intention of being careful.
How...How Does This Even Happen?
Imagine this: you're sixteen years old, and even though you're not supposed to drive the car, your parents aren't around to stop you. What do you say in the phone call to explain you did this?
Oh, You Think You're So Special Just Because You Drive A BMW?
The blatant disregard for any of the rules and regulations of parking lots is baffling. Has this person never driven before, or do they just think they reserve the right to just stop and park wherever?
Think Of The Children!
I'm horrified to think that this driver is in charge of the safety of 40 children multiple times every Monday to Friday. I mean, I'm sure the kids weren't upset about the school time they missed.
The Driver Looks So Unbothered By This
My favorite part of this photo is that the driver is kind of just chilling there like "whoops, my bad" and waiting for someone to figure out a way to them get out.
That's Not The Right Way To Be In A Movie
Just because the movie poster says it's "A Good Day To Die Hard", that doesn't mean they wanted you to try to. Bruce Willis would not be proud of you.
This Is Not How You Parallel Park
Is this person just terribly misinformed about how parallel parking works, or are they just a huge jerk with no regard for others? You be the judge, but I'm leaning toward jerk.
Why Be The Better Person When You're The Bigger Person?
If you play with fire, you're going to get burned. More aptly, if you try to park in a bus terminal (and not even between the lines) you will get boxed in.
Ohhhhh, We're Halfway There...
Cons: her car is stuck in a really difficult position and will need assistance to get off the median. Pro: she now has a DIY seesaw she can use while she waits.
This Cannot Be Good
It's just another average day in the neighborhood: nothing to see here. Cars burst into flames all the time, it's no biggie. Alexa, please play "Burning Up" by the Jonas Brothers.
Well, That's One Way To Go Off-Roading
Honestly, driving on the road is so cliché and overdone. Time to shake it up a bit and start driving on mountainsides through forest terrain in the family sedan. Keep it spicy.
Who Has These Passive-Aggressive Sheets Just On Hand?
The person who left this sheet tucked under the windshield wipers of the photo taker's car hates bad parking and is not playing around. They had to print these to leave on cars. That's commitment.
That's For "Carts", Not "Cars"
Sometimes I really wonder if people who do these kinds of lawless things aren't people at all, and instead are aliens who have invaded humans bodies and have no idea what's societally acceptable.
When The Coach Benches You
The driver is the coach, and this SUV is the unwilling victim of the driver's decisions. To be clear, when people talk about the suspension in a car, this is not what they mean.
Hmmm, Seems A Little Unsafe
This person is either the dumbest driver alive and has no idea how quickly they've created a lethal game of bumper cars, or they are the smartest driver who knows no one will rear end him if they slap on that "flammable" sticker.
This Is A PSA To Pay Attention To Warning Signs
Perhaps this driver thought nothing bad would happen if they ignored the warning signs on the road and kept driving. They made a calculated decision: they're just bad at math.
Horrible Drivers Are Nothing New
This throwback photo of this guy driving on train tracks and probably making a hundred people late for work and school in 1965 reminds us that garbage driving transcends time.
Excuse Me, But Are You A Cyclist?
I can't believe that this driver had the audacity to read that the road was closed, decide to absolutely disregard that information, and then swerve into the cycling lane. How rude.
This Isn't What "Share The Road" Means
I don't know how or why this happened, I just know that I hate it. The purpose of car lanes is that you're supposed to stay in them in single file, you dumb-dumbs.
What Happens In Vegas Impacts Your Insurance Costs For The Rest Of Your Life
There is a lot going on here: the bumper is 10 feet away in the background, the whole hood is crushed, one door (not the driver's side) is open, and the guy in the back is making a panicked phone call.
Girl, Just Book An Appointment At The Salon
Sometimes the best of us end up multi-tasking while driving: eating a muffin, drinking morning coffee, checking our lipstick in the mirror, etc. However, there is literally no good reason to cut your hair on the road!
These People Have Never Seen Final Destination Apparently
You don't have to have a PhD in physics in order to know that this is a very bad idea. Let's just hope the truck didn't accelerate suddenly at any point.
I'm Going To Throw Hands At This Truck Owner
I am so upset that this evil owner is not only leaving their fluffy friend in the cold in the back, but also doing it so unsafely. Somebody call the Humane Society.
Please Keeps Your Arms And Legs Inside The Vehicle
While this is not an example of bad driving, nor is it technically illegal, I still hate it with a passion. Please, put your foot back inside the vehicle for everyone's sake.
...Practice What You Preach, Please
You hate to see this level of hypocrisy. If you're going to be out there trying to tell people what they should do, at least have the discipline to do it yourself.
"I Can Carry Both, I'll Just Stack Them"
I want to know: a) What was the thought process that led to this happening? b) how did they stack the green car on top of the truck? c) why is South Carolina like this?
You're Supposed To Stop Behind The Arms At The Train Tracks
I really hope that this truck is far enough back that it's not actually going to be in the oncoming train's path. Otherwise, to the driver of this U-Haul: U-Dead.
Use The Mirrors To Your Advantage
I would like to shake this clever person's hand. Flipping people off when they cut you off is so last year. From now on, we're getting license plates to let them know what we think of them.
